omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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