If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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