so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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