And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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