What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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