I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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