I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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