He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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