okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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