Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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