How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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