This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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