i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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