Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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