This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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