Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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