My hair reeks of homosexuality.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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