That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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