i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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