What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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