Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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