She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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