If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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