Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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