Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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