What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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