this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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