Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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