just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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