He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
