Whod you bang
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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