is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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