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(502): View more from Kentucky

everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Say something about gay babies.

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(847): View more from Illinois

This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year

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And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month

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(417): View more from Missouri

I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.

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(940): View more from Texas

He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!

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