Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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