Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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