There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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