They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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