I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I have already put on my inside pants.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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