i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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