come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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