So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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