How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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