my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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