I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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