Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
