i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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