I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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