I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
We’re leaving where are you
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