There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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