I'm lost and stupid without you.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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