i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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