? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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