Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
