After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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