That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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