Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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