I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
